Posts Tagged ‘Reviews’

The King of Fighter: Movie Review

September 22nd, 2010

Ya aku masih bercuti dan masa terluang dihabiskan dengan berfikir dan menengok movie. TAPI silalah JANGAN tengok movie ini kerana it’s totally crap in the same level of Dragonball or DoA.

CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP.

Unless you’re in my position where you got too many times and nothing better to do, then you will surely regret watching this movie.

Ni tengok Twilight ke KOF? THIS IS SUCH GAYNESS!

The actors are Caucasian while the characters are supposed to be Oriental Japanese. Sean Ferris as Kyo Kusanagi is really terrible. Kyo Kusanagi supposed to have a long hair belah tengah with headband of the sun goddamnit!  And David Leitch as Terry Bogard? WORTHLESS!

THIS IS NOT BASED FROM THE GAME AT ALL.

Terry Bogard is supposed to be one tough guy with long blonde hair with such coolness — not a FBI agent with beer belly and some weight from eating doughnuts! RAGEE!!

THIS IS GAY.

AND NO RESEMBLANCE OF COOLNESS AT ALL

Maggie Q as Mai Shiranui is also a bad cast. I’d rather have Maria Ozawa casts as Mai Shiranui! At least we can have something to ogle! Maggie Q is tooooo old to play as Mai! Mai is supposed to be younger and cheekier!! WTF WTF!

They ruined my imagination and lifelong childhood fantasy! (P/s: I used to have a self-made bookmark with Mai Shiranui as the image like below).

OLD BITCH

This is what it’s supposed to be

The storyline is nothing to be proud of as well. Go into other dimension, fight fight fight, and then come the Hollywood delusion – the hero suddenly got much power and kill the villain. Pfft!

The villain Rugal, Vice and Mature also looks like shit. Found this on the net:

Villain = A douchebag with two whores.

Rating: 1/10. Totally worthless. I watched this movie without reading any review or spoiler just to see if it has any good point as salvation. But — it’s nothing at all. The only 1 point I give is only for the enactment of fire and purple lightning streak from Iori Yagami’s character. Even that is rarely seen. WTF!

Devil: Movie Review

September 20th, 2010

How ironic it is to watch a horror movie about satanism and devils on the Raya? Sure beats the feeling of loneliness with some stupid screams.

No, it’s not that scary. Yes, it supposed to be a horror/thriller movie. Yes, it is directed by M Night Shyamalan. No, it’s not the best masterpiece of Night even though you can get some good screams.

Is it good? So-so. Personally I hate the ending. But the storyline develops quite good and you can manage to get some good screams in the first hour. And copying the winning formula of “Phone Booth” (anyone remember this movie where the story revolves around a phone booth?) and “Final Destination”, I can say it is a good B-rated movie.

Oh what’s the story about? The story played on the event where the devil himself comes down to earth to punish the bad people. Easy storyline of peoples getting killed by the devil in a lift, yet the people don’t know who is the devil.

Would I recommend this movie? Yeah if you have nothing else to do. Don’t put any hopes at all while watching this movie. That way, you can get a good scream.

P/s: Movie review is a good way to start writing again after a long holiday. No, no, I am still vacationing.

Review: Jodi Picoult – The Pact

August 31st, 2009

the-pact-06-med I am currently in the office while others are happily lazing around in their own comfort of home. It’s not like I’m workaholic or whatnot, its just – the management need at least a person or two to be on site, every time. Every time, and that includes any public holiday that Malaysia had. It’s just my turn.

It’s not like there’s any work to do either. *sigh* (yeah yeah.. I always argue with my boss, why can’t we just work from home for the same thing..)

So I’m deadly bored. Luckily I bring this novel; managed to finish it and I still have like.. 4 hours to spend?? :’( So here goes some review about the finished book.

If previously I was obsessed with books from Dean Koontz, Dan Brown, or Agatha Christie, I’ve found another good author to be read. This is not the first Jodi Picoult books that I’ve read, in fact, this one is her fourth novels that I’ve devoured. I’ve read Mercy, Nineteen Minutes and Change of Hearts.

Bought this one online from TheBooksLover, courtesy of Dils promotion for the online bookshop (ye dils, aku click dari banner kau. Leh claim kat kau tak? HA HA). The blogshop owner is nice, packaging is good (siap dia balut macam hantar hadiah lagi!), book looks new, price is low. So oklah! No further comment required.

Thing that I like about Jodi Picoult’s novel is her mind-provoking statement. In The Pact, the questions rings something like this..

Do you really know your children?

The Harte and the Golds are neighbours; both have children – a boy and a girl, who grew up together, a long life friend, and in their teenage time, they becomes lover. Everything looks fine. She’s happy, he’s happy, everyone’s happy. Until one night, both families got a phone call from hospital.

The daughter of Golds, named Emily – shot dead. By his boyfriend, Chris Harte.

He claims it was a suicide pact between both of them. He claims Emily is suicidal, and ask for his help. He claims, he’s going to kill himself too, only that the police arrive first and he’s fainted when Emily was killed.

So the question struck both families. Why? What happened? Is it Chris who killed Emily? Or did Emily killed herself?

And that’s when everything is being revealed.. slowly.. twisted.. and gripping.

Jodi Picoult is known to start her novels quite slow, and too much attention in details for description. But once the storyline getting hotter, you can’t just let the books go. In The Pact, she touched primarily on:

  • Parental issue – do we really pay attention to the child / teen? Or are we assuming that they’re fine? Or.. are we assuming they’re just going a phase?
  • Incestuous relationships – when a girl and a boy have been close since they’re small, does it feels like a brother and sister, and the relationship can turn like.. incest? (Is that why Emily killed herself? hee hee)
  • Suicidal tendencies – how can we identify whether a teen is suicidal? Why do they want to kill themselves? What is the psychology behind these kids head?
  • Freedom of life – when your life turns 360 degree upside-down, e.g you’re suddenly in jail. What happened? Is jail the worst place ever?

Its ending is twisted, albeit guessable. This book is suitable for light reading, or when you’re boring and don’t want to think too much, but at the same time it can touch your emotions deeply.

(lagi2 kalau tengah jiwa kacau. peh sentapp!! hee hee)

But.

Readers need to be old enough to understand about the parental parts.Even though the words are simple and not too bombastic, the explanation and the moods between adults and teens – and a little sex scene, might be a bit confusing (and not suitable for underage children).

Shit. Does that mean I’m too old now?

The Harte and the Golds are neighbours; both have children – a boy and a girl, who grew up together, a long life friend, and in their teenage time, they becomes lover. Everything looks fine. She’s happy, he’s happy, everyone’s happy. Until one night, both families got a phone call from hospital.

The daughter of Golds, named Emily – shot dead