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The Social Network: Movie Review

November 29th, 2010

If you use Facebook and you do not watch “The Social Network” or not even care about the history behind it, it is such a blasphemy you should delete your Facebook account right away. Seriously. whistling True, the story is being “dramatized” and might not represent 100% true facts (it is based on the book The Accidental Billionaire), but it’s one of the best movie ever in 2010, and I dare say that it has the same wow level with Inception. winking

I don’t know why the official launch of movie The Social Network in GSC and TGV Malaysia is being postponed to 2nd of December; but I can’t wait so I watch it last Saturday at Cineplex, City Square (Johor Bahru).


And I was completely blown away. Well, Miss Ma’am doesn’t seem to like it since the English is quite heavy with British accent and really fast-paced (and true, Jesse Eisenberg who played as Mark Zuckenberg really brings out the definition of nerd with super-fast computer brain), so she had a tough time trying to understand it.

It might be a bit confusing at first since it involves a lot of flashback story, and the character Mark really is a douche in this movie. Not only that, Sean Parker character (played by Justin Timberlake) is a cunning mischievous bastards up to the point that can make you boil at his character; albeit the no-face-resemblance of the real world Sean Parker.

Justin looks nothing like the real world Sean Parker. He should keep some nappy hair.. tongue

The story starts out with Mark Zuckenberg drinking and chatting with her girlfriend, Erica Albright when she break up with him because of his obsessions with the “Final Club” (at this time, Mark talked seriously fast and quite sarcastic; you might be a bit dizzy hearing their arguments).

Devastated by their breakup, Mark went back to his room and started to drink and blog. Saying that he needed to “think of something to make to take my mind of her”, he started developing Facemash.com, a site where people can vote which female picture is hotter. The best thing is, all the pictures for rating are being hacked from Harvard internal system (caution #2: people who are not exposed to hacking methods might get lost again here – I know Ma’am was).

The site was a hit – 22,000 hits in a period of 2 hours after it went up. And that’s how Mark starts making a name, attracted some seniors who wanted him to help developing a social website, and Facebook comes out of betrayal etc.. okay I stop here since it will be a lot of spoiler then tongue

Some of the interesting things that this movie offers:

  1. Portray a typical geek settings that everyone who knows Internet can relate to (I know I chuckle when seeing Mark using LiveJournal complete with the p html tag. laughing)
  2. Shows how making a big business is not as easy as it looks — there will be challenges, betrayals, a lot of times to sacrifice, a lot of determination, and helps from the right people. Seriously, any Meleis that think headhunter MLM like Ac Mizal “cincin keluli” can make them rich could think twice after watching this movie (kalau boleh fikir laaa kaannn… tongue)
  3. Interesting quotes. Really, really interesting and amusing quotes. See IMDB quotes.
  4. The movie is really fast-paced and not soapy at all. I was half expecting that the movie will be a boring autobiography/documentary style, and boy I was wrong. It has all moments and feelings captured perfectly.
  5. Some of the facts in the movie is real. Some of it is not. It will make you wonder for a lot of things.
  6. Interesting facts that you might not know of. Example: I never heard of Sean Parker previously because he’s the business guy in Napster. I know Shawn Fannings though. Other example: do you know the history of Victoria’s Secret? winking

I highly recommended that every one of you go and watch “The Social Network”. Else, stop using Facebook. No, serious. Have some respects to that Jewish Mark, will ya? At least he makes something worth billion. You?

Mark might not be creative because he’s not the first who invented social network, but he really is innovative — because he is the one who takes our social networking experience to the next level. not worthy

Interesting links about The Social Network:

Now, can anybody tell me why the showcase of The Social Network is being delayed by TGV / GSC to 2nd of December? Is it because of the stupid 2 Alam movie? Grrr… pig

P/s: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try – but there’s no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention – you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the office of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

Infatuation Towards The Hot.. and Sexy… Blackberry

October 21st, 2010

This is my 168th post on this blog and I feel lucky because I had won the 2nd special prize from Redmummy for this contest. So when I read that there’s a contest to win a Blackberry Torch 9800 – I just got to make a confession:

The Torch has lit a fire of passion and love in me towards that hot.. sexy.. Blackberry… kiss

Seriously, it turns me on to look at that Blackberry. Sleek body, smooth and shiny skins, multi-functional, and no defects like the dropped calls if you hold it like this or that… urghhhh that’s so arousing!! big hug

I got to admit that I do not own a smartphone. Never in my life. It looks dull and kinda stupid that you need to touch a screen to answer calls. Smartphone, ironically – looks very, very NOT smart. It always comes in the shape of bulky bar; and the functionalities for me seems quite bored. Until the recent burst of Facebook and the social media hype, phone is nothing much for me but for SMS, MMS, calls, and occasional music player.

But, with Blackberry Torch 9800 – it is a revolution. Comes with keyboard and full 3.2 touch screen in a slider phone type; it enables emails, web browsing, social media network, instant messaging, and cameras in a smart way! No more smudges or scratches due to your finger actions to the screen. Slide it open like The Matrix baby!

What’s more? Check these out:

  • 8GB of memory (expandable to 32GB with microSD card) for your multimedia storage
  • Blacberry OS 6 – zoom effect by a pinch of finger? Cool!!
  • 5MP camera with flash – perfect to snap that sexy girl pics across the street! tongue
  • Integrated social feeds – no more clutter of different applications for different networks.
  • Faster browser with tab and customized bookmark (shit, now I can put custom icon on my bookmark? Niceee..)

Sure, it has some perks like no openGL support for 3D rendering or small resolution of video (it is said to have only 640 by 480 for video), but I won’t go into much technical details for this since the CrackBerry.com has already reviewed it here. Enough for me to conclude – the pro overwhelm the cons.

See, even the guys at Crackberry felt impressed by this slider baby! winking Watch this video of Blackberry Torch 9800 Review by Crackberry.com if you want to be impressed by this awesome gadget.

Okay, enough about the techie geek part. Here’s an announcement – Celcom, Malaysia’s #1 Blackberry provider is going to launch the Blackberry Torch 9800 Postpaid Plan on 29th of October. The first 100 customers to pre-register at this link and purchase the new Blackberry Torch 9800 will enjoy the early bird promotion of the Celcom Exec Postpaid plan – you can also received below items at the launching event:

  • FREE Jabra Bluetooth Headset worth RM125
  • FREE 8GB MicroSD card worth RM68
  • FREE Energizer portable worth RM58

Well, only the best from the fastest, widest, and clearest mobile network company. That’s not some useless crap that you can find in normal goodie bag. And the Celcom Exec 50 plan also has advantages like..

  • 15sen call rate to any number. Nothing complicated; just a simple rate to all numbers
  • Automatic discounts every month.
  • Talk more, save more. The more you use, the more discounts of up to 30% every month
  • Low monthly commitment of only RM50.
  • FREE Celcom Broadband Basic Plan for 1 month with speeds of up to 384 Kbps

Combined this with the arousing passions for Blackberry baby slider like this Torch – urghhh!! I might get this myself if I have the money! *pray pray that money falls from the sky tongue*

Damn this is interesting it might make me cum! tongue

P/s: On a serious note, if I got this Torch, I’m gonna called it Fireberry. And yeah kinda sick using Maxis now, so Celcom is really in consideration now winking

Contest: Redmummy Review Lagi?

October 6th, 2010

Nak tulis pasal Redmummy kena la letak header dia kan? HAHA. tongue

Say what? Another entry of Redmummy? WTF man, you’ve already reviewed her whatt? You got a crush on her meh? You got fetish for somebody’s wife meh? *I can hear some of you screaming something along this line*

No, no. I am just trying my luck in entering her contest. This is my first time I bother myself with blog competition, so gimme a break will ya? She offers a Hugo Boss perfume as the grand prize and I am just bored and need some reason to update my own blog. And no, please don’t break my lovely girlfriend’s heart by saying I got some weird fetish for married older woman. I am so in love with my current girlfriend and I am very happy with our relationship (p/s: kalau menang barang-barang pompuan nanti I bagi u ye sayang? winking ).

So the blog entry is supposed to comment or review on her blog and not herself. On the another entry I openly said that I am impressed on her success, so I guess that’s disqualified because I talked about her as a person. Let’s talk about her blog as a..website. Plus, I am an IT technical person. Commenting on blogs and websites are as easy as eating peanut.

Here’s my constructive feedbacks on Redmummy.com as a website. Let’s start with the negative things first (no hard feelings eh kipas-susah-mati Kak Red tongue):

  1. The blog is goddamn slow to be load.
  2. Too many ads, widgets, and other things cluttering the sidebar and not pleasing to the eyes.
  3. Comments are enabled on almost every pages, even when it is not necessary.
  4. WordPress backend system is not updated.
  5. Due to #2, the navigation of the overall sites is moderate (not easy; not so hard; but still some learning curve needed).
  6. WTF with the two icons at the bottom (left and right) of the screen?

I am going to elaborate more on the negativity of the website from the IT technical guy point of view (aka geek eyes), which in return might make you feels like I am sabotaging her websites or something. NO. This is for her improvement that can be done. Yes, I will still mention the good bits below, because credit needs to be given where credit is due.

Alright, here’s the positive things:

  1. Consistent writing have ensured steady and rising traffic.
  2. Redmummy is like a cult for the women now. Topic covered is highly related to the general community.
  3. WordPress are being utilized properly; things like Sticky posts, pages, nested comments etc are being used.
  4. Contents are writen in funny and light mood. Very nice and suitable for light reading.
  5. Interactions between the writer with readers are high. Most comments are being replied.
  6. Integrations with Facebook and Twitter are sufficient.

I believe the positive points are more on Kak Red as a person and it plays an important part on making her blog a success. I won’t comment much on her positive points then, because it’s already written in the previous post. Belen aa sket, 1 entry positif-positif, 1 entry kutuk-kutuk skettt.. tongue

Elaboration: Negative #1.

Aiyoh ashterix (ini laki Kak Red tu haaa, admin Redmummy), why la so slow to load the web? I used a Maxis broadband and the time taken to get it fully loaded is nearly two minutes – what’s with all the pictures, backgrounds and everything also in image format. Tak masuk ads atau widget loading time lagi tu!

Using WordPress, I would recommend that you explore the cache plugin or something to reduce the load time. Seriously, check your website on Alexa for the loading time. I check it just now and here’s the screenshot.

Very slow meh! Haiyooooooo!!! You really need to plan for web expansion – maybe bandwidth need to be increased or you need to have your own dedicated server to host Redmummy.com?

This brings me to the second point.

Elaboration: Negative #2, #3, #5 and #6.

I’ve got to say this – there’s too many ads and the arrangement is not good. First time users who read this blog can easily be confused or lost their way navigating the blogs. Since Redmummy.com is a popular site, I’ve got to compare it to similar websites – and I thought JustKhai.com is more or less in the same category of entertainment websites.

But the ads, widgets, and sidebar arrangement in JustKhai.com is much more.. pleasing to the eyes, so to speak.

And what’s with the comments on every pages? I think on the Red Index page (the archive page) or the About Red / Red on Media, no need to enable the comment box lor! You’re using WordPress you can disable it lorr~ *facepalm*

The function of pages are to enable separation of information based on the category you set. Usually, not all pages need to have comment boxes. For the archive page or “About Me” page, usually people don’t put the comment boxes because usually not many people commenting on that. Then why lor not disable it? It just looks… unprofessional in some way.

That clutters of ads and widgets and boxes where it is not needed lead to the explanation of reason #5 – it doesn’t give readers a pleasant experience surfing it. Sure, your contents and your writing have attracted your own cults, but for those who are new to your website, it is not easy.

You called an archive page as Index page. In web programming, index page is usually the home page. Oh well, the point here is – it takes time to be familiar with Redmummy.com.

And yes, I am annoyed with those two boxes at the bottom of the page – the Twitter and Facebook icon as well as the GBM icon. If I am surfing at the office (where my monitor resolution is bigger), it doesn’t bother the eyes – but try to view it in 1024 x 768 resolution. Kacau siot nak baca entry, tibe tibe ada kotak bergantung-gantung kat bawah tu haaa!

Elaboration: Negative #4.

I don’t want to talk about family security or the risk involved in exposing your family to the world. I guess Kak Red has already taken enough counter-measure to ensure her family’s safety while being able to talk about them in her blog. But from the web security point of view, I don’t think she has taken enough measure.

People can easily get her WordPress version by registering to the WordPress (even though you don’t need to register to comment the entries).

People can easily see that her WordPress are not being updated as of recent.

People can easily finds vulnerability and then try to hack the blog.

Kak Red, jaga-jaga weiihh. WordPress 2.9 tu da lama tuuuu.

Call me paranoid. After all, who wants to hack a blog? Well, people are unpredictable. I have been hacked once. Just for the sake of learning or for fun, I am not sure. But the risk is always there. Why laaa you don’t upgrade your WordPress? Kang menanges tengok blog tu kena hack kang. Sedangkan blog saya yang takde orang baca ni pun pernah kena hack Kak Red oi!

*Huish tengok tengok dah 1000++ words dah aku mengarut? tongue*

Alright, I don’t wish you to puke reading this post. For the good thing, I’ve already mentioned it in the previous post. That post by itself have more positive things that amazed me on what blogs and normal people can achieve. So, click the link to read the good side of Redmummy – as a person, and as a blog writer. winking

P/s: Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get – Ray Kroc, founder of McDonalds.