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>>> This is serious business!! <<<

February 23rd, 2008
Credits to Yoda – for creating (??) and distributing this. LOL.
I can’t help but bursting into a devilish laugh when I saw this image in my email this morning. Seriously, this is one good meme! Bless you Yoda for making my day!

Anyway, this post is not meant to offend any mamak out there – without all of you, we won’t get to satisfy our craving for “teh tarik” and “roti bom” – so, I still appreciate their existence in our country here.

Actually there’s a story that lies behind this meme – This happened somewhere in January at Lotus mamak restaurant near KLCC. It was an unofficial gathering of former Grapeviners – we haven’t met each other that much, so we planned to have a little get together to update our stories in life.

I arrived a little late then the others due to my work schedule in late shift (12PM to 8 PM) – so, I went there directly after work without changing clothes or having my dinner yet (yeah, its a get together at mamak stall, so why bother to have dinner first, right?)

When I arrived, everybody was already there. Yoda aka Unta, Muner the Bear, Anon the Kewl, Pak Lah (who went all the way from UTP just because it was bored there – padan muka hang Pak Lah, sapa suh hang balik awal sgt! tongue), Dueng aka Mangi, Zye (who went all the way from Seremban – wow), Sue aka Celesta, Syuk aka blaser, and Laila aka Seren.

So I was the last person there – and I ordered my meal. One of our habit – when somebody ordered something and it look delicious, everybody wanted to order the same thing. And another one; we always add our food listing later (which seems pretty standard I guess – everybody wanted to have second meal later on, correct?)

Now, can you expect that the mamak scolded us for that?

Mamak: Dey, nak order, order betul betul la. This is serious business, okay? Sini tempat business, bukan main – main. Orang mau makan, bukan mau main – main.
Me: Betul la ni. Apa plak order main – main. I baru sampai, sampai lambat. Apa I tak boleh order ka?
Mamak: This is serious business! Saya datang, u order. Nanti saya datang, ada order lagi. Sini tempat business, bukan main – main. This is serious business!
Me: WTF?

We were all dumbfounded and lose our appetite back then. Nobody wanted to argue about it anyway – we were all hungry and don’t have enough energy to fight back. We ended up finishing everything, and even though we still hangout for more than two hours later – we didn’t order additional meal even though I believe everyone can use a second round. Not our lose, anyway.

Ini bukan main – main. This is serious business!!

Up till today, that jokes still lingers around. LOL.

>>> And the Emmy Award goes to…. <<<

February 19th, 2008

My previous post has been quite heavy and attracted a lot of comments, so let’s deviate to something lighter, okay? As the topic above, today I would like to give you the Emmy Award for the best actor and actress.

The nominee is only one movie, with its popular quotes: “I deny that he/she is my boyfriend/girlfriend. I will let you know later when the times comes.” What else but the movie: Drama King and Queen!

Let’s replay the scene of the movie, shall we?

Scene 1: The Unleashed Story. Please follow the links to know the introduction of the movie.

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Scene 2: Who’s the actor??? I got this chat transcript as below for this scene -

wiena_ct (2:34:18 AM): niway, ko rase the actor tu sape?
wiena_ct (2:34:19 AM): hihi
rearrange68 (2:34:41 AM): tah..
rearrange68 (2:34:48 AM): nothing rings any bell..
rearrange68 (2:35:00 AM): ms fes2 aku baca pn.. aku tatau sape..
wiena_ct (2:40:29 AM): ko tak rase ke old;">jakas (old;">supporting actor nih!old;">) actor tu?
wiena_ct (2:40:37 AM): ahahahahaha
rearrange68 (2:40:48 AM): ko… dgn jakas?
rearrange68 (2:40:50 AM): mcm tak kene jer
rearrange68 (2:40:51 AM): lol
wiena_ct (2:41:05 AM): hahahaha
wiena_ct (2:41:08 AM): mmg sgt tak kene
wiena_ct (2:41:19 AM): tongue
wiena_ct (2:41:20 AM): lol
wiena_ct (2:41:20 AM): saje nk kaburi mate ko
wiena_ct (2:41:20 AM): hehe
wiena_ct (2:41:25 AM): nntla, smpi mase kami announce
wiena_ct (2:41:26 AM): ihiks
rearrange68 (2:41:31 AM): sungguh gedik!
rearrange68 (2:41:38 AM): sjk bile ko simpan2 dgn aku lak nih
rearrange68 (2:41:39 AM): lol
wiena_ct (2:41:45 AM): saye mmg gedik~
wiena_ct (2:41:45 AM): ahahaha
wiena_ct (2:41:45 AM): sejak..
wiena_ct (2:41:47 AM): erm..
wiena_ct (2:41:50 AM): actor tuh suh simpan
wiena_ct (2:41:55 AM): n aku pon cam nk simpan
wiena_ct (2:42:10 AM): smpi rite time, kami bongkar
wiena_ct (2:42:11 AM): hehe
wiena_ct (2:42:14 AM): bukan ape, takut tak jadi je..
wiena_ct (2:42:15 AM): ko pon knal aku ni kan
rearrange68 (2:42:34 AM): ermm yelah..
wiena_ct (2:42:35 AM): ahaha
rearrange68 (2:42:41 AM): even though i feel its irrelevant tongue

Hanging scene.. (saje je aku biar tergantung time tuh.. )

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Scene 3: Who’s the actor part two. Continuance from Scene 2 chat, after several days.

rearrange68 (2:43:46 AM): org nih aku tau ke?
wiena_ct (2:43:53 AM): hehe.. cume kami pk, sbb kami dari circle friends yg same
wiena_ct (2:44:05 AM): whauhwauhwau
wiena_ct (2:44:05 AM): oke enuf clue tongue
rearrange68 (2:44:18 AM): ……
wiena_ct (2:44:30 AM): hahahaha
rearrange68 (2:44:31 AM): worthless clue.. aku siyeshit tadapat byg sape2 pn
wiena_ct (2:44:34 AM): jgn marah dek~
rearrange68 (2:44:37 AM): not ur exes?
wiena_ct (2:44:44 AM): not my exes
rearrange68 (2:45:16 AM): hold up!
rearrange68 (2:45:30 AM): tetibe bell ter ringing..
rearrange68 (2:45:34 AM): hmmm…..
wiena_ct (2:45:39 AM): hmm?
wiena_ct (2:45:45 AM): ting ting
rearrange68 (2:46:06 AM): ok… circle of friends yg sama…
rearrange68 (2:46:12 AM): ko penah kecewakan dia…
rearrange68 (2:46:14 AM): hmm….
rearrange68 (2:46:21 AM): btol ke clue tuh?
wiena_ct (2:46:32 AM): haah, btolla
rearrange68 (2:46:48 AM): and ms ko kecewakan dia.. mmg ko tak kapel or skendel dgn dia kan?
wiena_ct (2:46:58 AM): haah
rearrange68 (2:47:02 AM): just kecewa as in…taknak kapel kan?
wiena_ct (2:47:14 AM): haha
wiena_ct (2:47:17 AM): aah
rearrange68 (2:47:37 AM): hmmmm…
wiena_ct (2:47:51 AM): hehe what’s with long hmm?
wiena_ct (2:47:57 AM): come on say it
wiena_ct (2:48:01 AM): what’s on ur mind?
rearrange68 (2:48:12 AM): the bell ringing tp aku very very unsure with the ring…
rearrange68 (2:48:13 AM): hmmm….
rearrange68 (2:48:19 AM): clue sket lg
rearrange68 (2:48:20 AM): lol
wiena_ct (2:48:26 AM): haha
wiena_ct (2:48:31 AM): cam tadi, no more clue
rearrange68 (2:48:35 AM): cet
wiena_ct (2:48:49 AM): ckp je sape yg dlm otak ko skang?
wiena_ct (2:48:53 AM): hehe
rearrange68 (2:49:00 AM): dak tuh keje pet?
wiena_ct (2:49:56 AM): tatau
rearrange68 (2:50:02 AM): cis keji
rearrange68 (2:50:16 AM): ye la ye la…
rearrange68 (2:50:20 AM): aku tetibe terbyg mangi (main actor comes into action. ching!)
rearrange68 (2:50:20 AM): lol
rearrange68 (2:50:34 AM): tp.. dgn clue ko yg terlalu sket…. susa nk kata
wiena_ct (2:50:42 AM): hahahahaha
wiena_ct (2:50:58 AM): kalu clue byk, tak jadik teka teki mahal la kan
wiena_ct (2:51:00 AM): tongue
wiena_ct (2:51:11 AM): pape pon, jawapannye tetap bile kami reveal nnt
wiena_ct (2:51:13 AM): ekeke
rearrange68 (2:51:18 AM): tuh aku malas jawab tuh
rearrange68 (2:51:26 AM): jawab pn tatau sape
rearrange68 (2:51:27 AM): ciss
rearrange68 (2:51:33 AM): sala ke btol pn tatau
rearrange68 (2:51:36 AM): dedemm
wiena_ct (2:51:53 AM): hahahahaahaa
wiena_ct (2:51:59 AM): bes duh wat teka teki camnih
wiena_ct (2:52:33 AM): hehe ampun maaf bang, tak berniat nk mengenakan sesape
wiena_ct (2:52:34 AM): tongue
wiena_ct (2:52:49 AM): nnt insyaAllah smpi mase, kami bitau eh
wiena_ct (2:53:24 AM): niway dek, aku dah nk tido ni
wiena_ct (2:53:27 AM): its getting late
wiena_ct (2:53:29 AM): hehe
rearrange68 (2:53:31 AM): ngeh ngehh…
wiena_ct (2:53:37 AM): ngeh ngeh?
rearrange68 (2:53:48 AM): tp ko tak mendenykan…… and ko tetibe mood hepi..
rearrange68 (2:53:54 AM): menarek menarek…
wiena_ct (2:54:00 AM): eh?
wiena_ct (2:54:07 AM): mood hepi? deny?
wiena_ct (2:54:11 AM): o0o, pasal mangi?
wiena_ct (2:54:14 AM): hahaha
rearrange68 (2:54:26 AM): nih bole reverse psycho kat mangi lak sok…. hmmm hmm…
wiena_ct (2:54:34 AM): aku taleh comment pape, nnt ko leh dpt clue
wiena_ct (2:54:36 AM): hahaha
rearrange68 (2:54:36 AM): welll.. to verify a truth is not that hard laa itek
rearrange68 (2:54:37 AM): tongue
wiena_ct (2:54:48 AM): reverse psychola sesape pon
wiena_ct (2:54:51 AM): tongue
rearrange68 (2:54:56 AM): ok~
rearrange68 (2:55:05 AM): nnt kalo aku rajen aku wat lah
wiena_ct (2:55:22 AM): haha semangat adek
wiena_ct (2:55:25 AM): kalu salah?
rearrange68 (2:55:45 AM): fine je la.. mmg aku nk tau btol ke salah je pn
rearrange68 (2:55:46 AM): tongue

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Scene 4: Bunga-Bunga, Pelangi, and whatnot. Check that link and you know what the story is..

*yawn* part anyway. LOL. But I got to heat the things up at the comment. A little bit from the side of actor. tee hee hee~

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Scene 5: The Confession of a “Bunga-Bunga” Heart. The climax of all scene.

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Scene 6: The Outburst of Who’s Winning for the Contest on Scene 2

Hani Mialystic said…

aku teke betol jugakla! apsal adek je dpt name. iskkkkk hehe!

aku, aswad, pink, sume teke bende same. so ktrg deserve jugak name lam blog ko kehkehkeh.

btw mangi congrats! true love, stays, doesnt it?

ps: oit hunnybunny wiena, bukan kunun! cis!

That’s the movie. For the award…………. (drums please!)

The Emmy Award for the Best Actor goes to! : Dueng aka mangifera.

And the Emmy Award for the Best Actress goes to!: Wina aka witeku (aka hunnybunny of the actor) big grin

P/s: Well, congrats to both of you actually. For being honest (at last!) and do the confession. And for being an item (also at last! tongue) However I still enjoyed the drama that both of you had played (bila pk balik.. keji pun ada!)

>>> Weird, Awkward, Strange Questions <<<

February 1st, 2008

Have you ever felt that your day is weird enough that people keep asking you strange questions it makes you feel really awkward?

Sometimes it is kind of funny to see how people can blatantly ask questions to you.

Today is my “lucky” day to get all that shits right in front of my face. Even though it makes my day (it’s funny for me), but still I feel a little awkward.

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It starts at work, while we had a break in the middle of presentations, when suddenly..

Nicole: You like tudung girl one or not wearing one?
Me: (stunned) .. (wtf?) .. (…) Now I think I don’t mind wearing or not meh.. maybe previously I tend to choose those with tudung one… (awkward)

Gee. Weird questions. At a strange time. From an unexpected person (Nicole is my work collegue in the office – a Chinese friendly young lady, but not one that really close to the extend I can expect that kind of a question).

Innocent question, but in the middle of presentation where the team were presenting the plan?? That really caught me off guard. And as expected, gibberish answers la kan! Awkward. And funny. I try not to make weird facial expression, but I guess I failed.

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Here’s another one. Out of the blue, one of my friend who hasn’t contacted me quite a while, phoned. We were really close sometime back at university, but this one question also caught me off guard. To protect privacy, I put here as K. Here’s how the conversations went..

Me: Hello..
K: Hello mate. I got a question for you. Let’s say, you’re in this situation: “Some anonymous girl messaged you, and you get acquainted for the day. Several hours later, she message you and ask for a phonesex.” What will you do?
Me: (stunned) .. (wtf?) .. (…) Go shag that girl la!

And then we laughed and conversations goes on with another thing. But really, wtf? What kind of question is that?? LOL. And that question was really serious. I am not kidding.

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Curiosity kills the cat. In this case, it kills me because I laughed my ass off in the end of the day. Not only that, read this, and then this. OMG OMG OMG I am rolling to death!

But, I think I’ve been too ignorant and selfish, up to the extent that it has taken the best of me. Why?

Because all my expression towards that kind of question, is like this picture below (taken from Kenny Sia).


LOL.