This is my 168th post on this blog and I feel lucky because I had won the 2nd special prize from Redmummy for this contest. So when I read that there’s a contest to win a Blackberry Torch 9800 – I just got to make a confession:
The Torch has lit a fire of passion and love in me towards that hot.. sexy.. Blackberry…
Seriously, it turns me on to look at that Blackberry. Sleek body, smooth and shiny skins, multi-functional, and no defects like the dropped calls if you hold it like this or that… urghhhh that’s so arousing!! 
I got to admit that I do not own a smartphone. Never in my life. It looks dull and kinda stupid that you need to touch a screen to answer calls. Smartphone, ironically – looks very, very NOT smart. It always comes in the shape of bulky bar; and the functionalities for me seems quite bored. Until the recent burst of Facebook and the social media hype, phone is nothing much for me but for SMS, MMS, calls, and occasional music player.
But, with Blackberry Torch 9800 – it is a revolution. Comes with keyboard and full 3.2 touch screen in a slider phone type; it enables emails, web browsing, social media network, instant messaging, and cameras in a smart way! No more smudges or scratches due to your finger actions to the screen. Slide it open like The Matrix baby!
What’s more? Check these out:
- 8GB of memory (expandable to 32GB with microSD card) for your multimedia storage
- Blacberry OS 6 – zoom effect by a pinch of finger? Cool!!
- 5MP camera with flash – perfect to snap that sexy girl pics across the street!
- Integrated social feeds – no more clutter of different applications for different networks.
- Faster browser with tab and customized bookmark (shit, now I can put custom icon on my bookmark? Niceee..)
Sure, it has some perks like no openGL support for 3D rendering or small resolution of video (it is said to have only 640 by 480 for video), but I won’t go into much technical details for this since the CrackBerry.com has already reviewed it here. Enough for me to conclude – the pro overwhelm the cons.
See, even the guys at Crackberry felt impressed by this slider baby! 
Watch this video of Blackberry Torch 9800 Review by Crackberry.com if you want to be impressed by this awesome gadget.
Okay, enough about the techie geek part. Here’s an announcement – Celcom, Malaysia’s #1 Blackberry provider is going to launch the Blackberry Torch 9800 Postpaid Plan on 29th of October. The first 100 customers to pre-register at this link and purchase the new Blackberry Torch 9800 will enjoy the early bird promotion of the Celcom Exec Postpaid plan – you can also received below items at the launching event:
- FREE Jabra Bluetooth Headset worth RM125
- FREE 8GB MicroSD card worth RM68
- FREE Energizer portable worth RM58
Well, only the best from the fastest, widest, and clearest mobile network company. That’s not some useless crap that you can find in normal goodie bag. And the Celcom Exec 50 plan also has advantages like..
- 15sen call rate to any number. Nothing complicated; just a simple rate to all numbers
- Automatic discounts every month.
- Talk more, save more. The more you use, the more discounts of up to 30% every month
- Low monthly commitment of only RM50.
- FREE Celcom Broadband Basic Plan for 1 month with speeds of up to 384 Kbps
Combined this with the arousing passions for Blackberry baby slider like this Torch – urghhh!! I might get this myself if I have the money! *pray pray that money falls from the sky *
Damn this is interesting it might make me cum!
P/s: On a serious note, if I got this Torch, I’m gonna called it Fireberry. And yeah kinda sick using Maxis now, so Celcom is really in consideration now
) and I always play by myself or versus the computer due to the slow network that I have at home. I am now a level #9 Employee trying to break into the Self-Employed level. Heh heh heh 
