Nigerian Scam — Malaysian Version.

February 10th, 2011 by [re-arrange] 4 comments »

Have you ever got a spam email saying that “I’m some terminally sick prince from Nigeria / Africa / Zimbabwe / <insert some unknown African country> and I’m gonna donate my USD 1 million money to you”? It’s called a Nigerian scam.

It’s called a Nigerian scam because before you know it, somebody who will be acting as a lawyer will call you and asked you to transfer some money for clearance or custom or immigration issue. Then once you transfer it, they will be gone.

Guess what? I got this email a lot of time but this time it’s in Malay!! laughing

Shall I reply? tongue

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Zodiac Facts on Twitter

January 19th, 2011 by [re-arrange] No comments »

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I am bored. So I read horoscopes for laugh just to kill the time. Do I believe it? Maybe; maybe not. Don’t take horoscopes too seriously, you should define yourself and whatever that you want to do is in your control. Still, some of the horoscopes are just funny or make you feel like.. “shiiiitttt that is soooo like me”.

Whatever rocks your boats. tongue

I read mostly my own horoscopes: Sagittarius. Sometimes I read those Scorpio too since Miss Fiancee is a Scorpio. Oh yes, that’s why it hurts when she stings sometimes… ouch! tongue

Read this from ZodiacFact Twitter:

Sagittarius:

  • As a #Sagittarius being a passionate fire sign, you throw yourself into everything with the force of a speeding train.
  • As a #Sagittarius your tendency to put partners up on a pedestal along with your independence can make it tough to settle down.
  • As a #Sagittarius honesty is a trait you prize dearly, but watch where you sling your own arrows of “truth.”

Scorpio:

  • As a #Scorpio being resourceful to the 9th degree, you know how to make something from virtually nothing.
  • As a #Scorpio unfortunately, you’re the one who suffers most from such grudges, as they tend to consume your thoughts.
  • As a #Scorpio In affairs of the heart,you’re decidedly security-minded.It’s hard for you to let someone into your trust circle.

Clearly I don’t have anything better to write now. LOL tongue Oh and by the way, the 13th zodiac signs, Ophiuchus? It’s just a star from the constellation Serpens. If we consider that, both me and fiancee are Ophiuchuns. But its so blurry and its not acceptable even in the world of horoscopes so… pfft. And it’s not new — Ophiuchus has been tried to be included in the zodiac since 1970, so shut up and don’t act surprised when suddenly some people write that in the news.

And do you know that the Ophiuchus symbol of “serpent-bearer” is a story of Asclepius — and the “rod of Asclepius” is the symbol of medicine today? Yes I’m talking about the misunderstanding of caduceus:

Caduceus have two snakes, while the rod of Asclepius has only one. Both somehow represented “medicine”

This is the results of reading Wikipedia in the office. LOL laughing

P/s: About Zodiac. I’ve been thinking, if you put all the information together, maybe you could jog something loose. And then I thought, who better than you? I mean, you know all the players, and you have all of the files. — Zodiac, 2007.

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Nak tengok orang bitter?

January 10th, 2011 by [re-arrange] 2 comments »

Ada orang sudah “Jiwe Kacaw” bila aku dengan tunang selamat ditunangkan dan on the way to marriage. Suddenly aku dapat message kat FB dan blog komen nak discourage effort aku untuk stop smoking? How childish is that? Oh the comments have been marked spam and deleted, because that’s the value of it.

IT is my territory. Don’t fucking mess with it if you don’t want to be printscreen and humiliated like this..

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Aik? Tak puas hati aku nak berhenti rokok? “Macam good2″ ye? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Tak puas hati bang aku do the right thing? Rasa nak maki-maki ye? #AdaAkuKesah? Beli rokok pun aku tak mintak duit kau. Duit bapak kau apatah lagi. Eh kejap ada bapak ke kau? Kenapa perangai macam orang takde bapak? Kesiannnnn…. rolling on the floor

Then status seterusnya… 1.1.11… tahniah? Terima kasih~ kesian kat kau. Bitter ye? Tak puas hati? Itulah.. dulu taknak jaga betul-betul. Lepas tu meroyan ye? Tak senang duduk ye tengok ada gambar-gambar lawa tunang  aku yang orang kata macam kawen ye? Menggelupur ye? Sakit hati?

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Eh ada pulak status “Yang Terjadi kan Tetap Terjadi”? Pada November 13 tarikh birthday tunang dan tarikh aku merisik? Eh eh… kesian… bitter lagi ye? Apa kata kau bunuh diri je terus? Nak pisau tak? Ke tak tahan sakit? Kalau tak tahan sakit meh2 aku tolong supply tali gantung nak? Cepat sket mati tu.. painless laughing

Email? Oh guna email fake ye? Kunun-kunun mohammad.danial44@yahoo.com ke? I see… i see…taknak guna anonymous ke? Oh lupa kau bukan Anon Amphawan.

Oh dah delete tunang aku ye? BAGUS BAGUS. Menyemak je orang macam kau ni dalam dunia. Habuk tarak. Apa pun tarak. Nothing. Emo emo la kat dalam Facebook tu ye? Jadik budak emo terus. Kalau nak buat blog emo pun boleh.. sila sila. Itupun kalau reti la. Setakat reti nak guna anonymous dalam shoutbox, oh baik tak payahlah! laughing

IP address? Erm ada jugak ni. Guna streamyx ye bang? 175.137.172.30 ye? Oh register kat KL. Registry person yang tolong registerkan pun ada. Uih siap ada nombor telepon landline. I see i see.

Uiii tengok friend list dia kat tepi tu. Penuh awek siot! Ramai awek-awek dia add sampai 51 orang. Main add random je ke bang? Mencarik calon yang seterusnya? Ataupun mengumpul orang untuk buat team? Bahagia la kiranya tu ek ada ramai perempuan dalam profile Facebook kau?

TAPI STILL MENGGELUPUR EMOISM TENGOK ORANG TUNANG?

“Yeah better letak status macam victim-victim; konon-konon akulah penchenta yang paling setia whatsoever lah kan. Bagi awek2 yang ramai aku add ni boleh dipancing – mesti diorang kesian kat aku. Untung-untung ada yang kangkang bagi aku main free.”

Kesian kau ni. PATHETIC.

Face it. You’re out of my league. You’re not worthy at all. You’re nothing. You have nothing to show for yourself.  This is even worthless than a dog. Even dog has a life, but you don’t seem to have one at all? Wanna stalk my fiancee? You better pull off that Internet cable quickly. The best solution for your problem is FUCK OFF and GO DIE PLEASE.

Ah. Aku tulis English berabuk mcm ni pun entah-entah tak paham. Paham perkataan FUCK tu je. rolling on the floor

Link: Facebook Profile

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