Found a LOL version of this conspiracy theory bullshit in Lowyat forum; congratulations to the creator of this LULZY with the nickname Ironite. Fucken genius mang! 
Gotta post this here since Lowyat might kolos the thread and remove it later on. Copy-pasta mode; Oh I don’t care this shit is too hillarious!! Original thread is here. 
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Dear Friends,
In the event of the recent Illuminati campaign in the TV3 Hari Raya commercial (google it), I have decided to “expose” all the secrets of other Illuminati and Freemason activities here in Malaysia. I’ve got all these secrets from a friend who knew this guy who had a cousin that managed to infiltrate their society. Some of them may heve been with us for decades, even centuries 
1) The Lemang
Who haven’t had lemang in their lives. The deliciousness had our bodies and hearts 
in line for years.
BUT THATS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO DO!!!
Look carefully. Have you wondered why the lemang was always cooked by slightly tilted on an open fire?
SEE IT???
ITS THE CARTOGRAPHERS TOOL OF THE FREEMASON!!!!
To think that all these years we’ve been eating them, unknown what does it really represents.
Thats why we become sleepy after eating lemang.
They want us to become LALAI!!!!
2) The ketupat
Don’t let it fool you. The ketupat is also a tool used by the Illuminati to destroy our children’s brain cells.
Look carefully to the pattern on a typical ketupat 
ITS ACTUALLY THE CHECKERED DESIGN OF THE FREEMASON’S LODGE OMG!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG
WHAT HAVE WE’VE BEEN FEEDING OUR CHILDREN ALL THESE YEARS????
I WILL CONTINUE TO EXPOSE THEIR EVIL.
FOR NOW I WISH THAT YOU WOULD SHARE ALL THESE INFO TO ALL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
WE ARE NOT SAFE!!!
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P/s: I LOL I LOL I LOL I LOL I LOL!!!
brilliant dude!
yeah brilliant!
You’re either christian or stupid atheist chinese..this stuff is not funny.you can go ahead and mock every freemason/illuminati shit out there,but this tv3 shit is serious,my mom,dad,and the whole family were watching.its not as funny as u think.idiot
AHAHAHAHA ONE BUTTHURT!!! LOLOLOLOL.
it’s funny though that all your family members are watching this shit and all is thinking about freemason/illuminati. how typical meleis can you be?
and its not funny to marah-marah di bulan puasa. it defies the whole concept of sabar, no?
nak smbg lg tapi rasa baik buat blog sendiri kot
ucu dah post kat blog sendiri sila bg link! takut aku terlepas baca tq!
ah dude aku tulis pendek je kot. bukan pasal freemason ke james morrison ke.
tapi nah
http://uculer.blogspot.com/2010/09/kelakar.html
ha syahmi, jemput la baca sekali. jgn memalu. Internet yg (mungkin) ade unsur freemason ni pun kdg-kdg berguna
U guys sure r clueless freak, Mason shit n illumnist r most feared by christian itself, n my family sure dont know what the fuck is freemason,specifically, but sure they know what yahudi is, n what they’re trying achieve.mr whatever your funny name is, i stumbled across this page from yahoo n i dun give a shit of who u r, ur blog or whatever, i only judge ur point here.thats all. N tv3 n mason, its not funny. I know a few people. N i’ve been a contractor for some of their jobs. My point is tv3 is no longer being ashamed of who they are, even if the ad was pulled, it has done damage, what the fuck of “kami minta maaf kerana membuat anda tersinggung,” its the tv station la..not some bazar ramadhan..
sir, using fuck multiple time in the sentence doesn’t make your statement coherent. do i even care if you know freemasonist or illuminatist? or u work for them?
go ahead. it doesn’t make a difference at all. and yeah, the freemason shit is still funny. LOLOLOL.
and you’re butthurt. AHAHAHAHAH
and yeah, you doesn’t make any points at all. babai~~
if tv3 is run by yahudi…. and you have done contract work for tv3… so does that mean you are …. ?
Yeah, at the end i know ure just a bored housewife n tried to be funny on the net, while something comes up, like this tv3 SHIT n FUCK…, n ur trying to be recognized, expectimg peeps come here n salute u for ur brilliant idea..its not funny dude.my sense of humour is higher for ur standard.. Stay n home n make a real joke.. Babai too
lol. wanna check whether i have a penis or a vagina? being recognized? i don’t have to my man. LOL. ur the one coming here. I don’t need peeps to come here and salute. heck that jokes not even originated from me. I’m sharing, and your butthurting. I LOL.
please, do read it properly. or is it too small for you to read like your penis?
Its just crazy whats happening in the world.
yeah right.
lalalalaaa…
you are so stupid dear the owner of this content.
so freaking stupid. and this, ain’t funny.
are u like, retard? oh, a retard satan i gues!
really, the stupid commenter. Learn English and learn what’s trolling mean. You butthurt, you go offline. LOL!!!