I’ve been PM’ed (private message) by my junior back in university today and we had a little chat. And suddenly the conversation turns out to be a gossip about some bitch.. and it turns out to be like this..
Oh btw, characters are:
- The Anonymous Junior / TAJ : My junior who PM’ed me.
- rearrange: Me
- *uhuk2*: The accused bitch.
So here goes!
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(2:26:21 PM) The Anonymous Junior: jap
(2:27:46 PM) The Anonymous Junior: status *uhuk2* dh bace?
(2:27:47 PM) The Anonymous Junior: *uhuk2* – prefer to keep quiet than be regret of what she said. diam bukan bererti kalah. memaki hamun tak bererti menang. selamat berbuka puasa! moga puasa anda diberkati.
(2:28:27 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com: huih. wtf?
(2:28:34 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com: ni status kat mana dowh?
(2:28:45 PM) The Anonymous Junior: nah tgk aku hilang saba
(2:28:50 PM) The Anonymous Junior: TAJ – fb status? gtalk status? so much to keep quiet *uhuk2*. listen to urself now. reserved ke? if i were to pick side, you know whose im on. well it doesnt matter to u anyway, u hv 700 of fans here u good girl. Tell these people what really happened u good girl. if u want to do this, do it thoroughly. bring it on!
(2:29:15 PM) The Anonymous Junior: die wat status mcm tu
(2:29:21 PM) The Anonymous Junior: 4 org duk like like
(2:29:25 PM) The Anonymous Junior: 5 org komen ckp
(2:29:29 PM) The Anonymous Junior: ur such a gd girll
(2:29:33 PM) The Anonymous Junior: kalau i dh mengamuk la
(2:29:36 PM) The Anonymous Junior: baiknye u *uhuk2*
(2:29:38 PM) The Anonymous Junior: ape f!
(2:29:47 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com: hooooo
(2:29:54 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com: FB status
(2:31:07 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com: ok
(2:31:12 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com: stori dari mula <— (read from here onwards for the gist of the issue..)
(2:31:12 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com:
(2:31:17 PM) The Anonymous Junior: yup fb status
(2:31:23 PM) The Anonymous Junior: cte die bimbo je sebenanye
(2:32:50 PM) The Anonymous Junior: die ltk gamba zaman muda2 ktrg
(2:32:56 PM) The Anonymous Junior: gamba tu rumet aku free hair
(2:33:01 PM) The Anonymous Junior: pastu rumet aku dh pki tdg skrg
(2:33:09 PM) The Anonymous Junior: so die xsukela ltk gamba2 freehair lame2
(2:33:16 PM) The Anonymous Junior: so die sohla *uhuk2* remove
(2:33:28 PM) The Anonymous Junior: *uhuk2* ckp kt ofis xleh remove, so kne tgu die balik
(2:33:35 PM) The Anonymous Junior: den rumet aku remove tag je la
(2:33:40 PM) The Anonymous Junior: skali habis ofismate rumet aku tgk
(2:33:47 PM) The Anonymous Junior: so ofismate die igt die mcm hipokrit la
(2:33:54 PM) The Anonymous Junior: pg opis pki tdg, kt lua x pki sume
(2:33:58 PM) The Anonymous Junior: so die bengang la
(2:34:04 PM) The Anonymous Junior: oh lupe nk mention
(2:34:11 PM) The Anonymous Junior: den *uhuk2* dh mintak maaf sume la
(2:34:24 PM) The Anonymous Junior: tp bile opismate rumet aku tu duk tny mcm2
(2:34:25 PM) The Anonymous Junior: die bengangla kan
(2:34:30 PM) The Anonymous Junior: den die pon buat la status
(2:34:37 PM) The Anonymous Junior: ‘my day is ruined because of her’
(2:34:40 PM) The Anonymous Junior: mcm tu
(2:34:49 PM) The Anonymous Junior: pastu si *uhuk2* ni perasan la rumet aku ni ckp kt die
(2:34:54 PM) The Anonymous Junior: den die mcm bengang
(2:35:01 PM) The Anonymous Junior: die katela kn aku dh ckp sori byk kali
(2:35:03 PM) The Anonymous Junior: pastuhhhhhhhhh
(2:35:10 PM) The Anonymous Junior: die memperbesar2 kan hal ni
(2:35:17 PM) The Anonymous Junior: wat status kat gtalk la, fb la
(2:35:20 PM) The Anonymous Junior: bgtau kt kwn2 ktrg la
(2:35:24 PM) The Anonymous Junior: smlm rumet aku ckp
(2:35:36 PM) The Anonymous Junior: habis jantan2 yg gatal2 ngn *uhuk2* ni msg rumet aku
(2:35:37 PM) The Anonymous Junior: kate
(2:35:49 PM) The Anonymous Junior: mintak maaf ngn *uhuk2*. die x sengaja. die tgh bersedih
(2:35:52 PM) The Anonymous Junior: mcm ape f gile kan
(2:35:58 PM) The Anonymous Junior: attention whore siot
(2:36:29 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com: mak aiiiii
(2:36:46 PM) The Anonymous Junior: so mende ni mcm bimbo gile but i cannot stand her lah
(2:36:54 PM) The Anonymous Junior: bajet gile ape tah
(2:36:55 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com: melampau bimbo
(2:37:23 PM) The Anonymous Junior: aku rase mcm bimbo jugak melayan die tp she needs to know that shes not always on the right side
(2:37:29 PM) The Anonymous Junior: bengang btol aku
(2:37:41 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com hahahahahaha
(2:37:46 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com bende ni amat bodoh ok
(2:38:10 PM) The Anonymous Junior: haha pastuh yg jadikan aku bengangnye ialah
(2:38:16 PM) The Anonymous Junior: rumet aku kol aku every 5mins
(2:38:23 PM) The Anonymous Junior: phm x
(2:38:25 PM) The Anonymous Junior: haha
(2:38:33 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com wahahahahahaha
(2:38:40 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com ko jadik mangsa aa ni?
(2:38:42 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com tu yg ko bengang?
(2:38:46 PM) The Anonymous Junior: haha tau xpe
(2:38:46 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(2:38:55 PM) The Anonymous Junior: pastuh ko bygkan la how she twist the situation
(2:38:55 PM) The Anonymous Junior: now
(2:38:58 PM) The Anonymous Junior: die yg baik
(2:39:02 PM) The Anonymous Junior: phm tak eeeeeeeeeeeeee
(2:39:04 PM) The Anonymous Junior: gedik nyeeeeee
(2:39:10 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com paham2
(2:39:14 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(2:39:18 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com masuk blog best ni
(2:39:22 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com LOL
(2:41:01 PM) The Anonymous Junior: “it doesnt matter whose side you’re in, TAJ. because if i didn’t say sorry in the first place, then i deserve to dimaki hamun. but then again, i’ve done my part, i’ve said sorry but still kene maki hamun.”
(2:41:07 PM) The Anonymous Junior: sape yg mki hamun die pon aku xtau
(2:41:13 PM) The Anonymous Junior: takde org maki hamun die ponnnnnnnn
(2:41:18 PM) The Anonymous Junior: die je yg terase
(2:41:23 PM) rearrange68@gmail.com HA HA HA.
(2:41:51 PM) The Anonymous Junior: hahaha wehhhhhhhh take me back to 2009
(2:41:56 PM) The Anonymous Junior: i feel so highschoollllll ***********
LOL. 
You know what, readers?
I’m lucky I’m born as a man and I don’t have to deal with all this shitty friendship bullshit. HAHAHAHAHA.
Oh btw, found the Facebook wars!
P/s: I am busy, and suddenly this hilarious thing happened. Gotta post it!
haha… teringat balik zaman kanak2 utp dulu. Same thing happen.
dayyum… its been a while u post something this hilarious…
oi gossip.
Hahaha. demmit. dah lama mende-mende camni tak berlaku. Ade je kes-kes camni kalo among members, about tudung stuffs and not. Tapi kalo nak teruskan la berkawan tu, kena la STFU sket.
Marah-marah jugak. Tapi telan ape nak cakap/or type before releasing it to public. FB status is forever, esp if you print screen it. Hahaha.
uuuuuuuuuu…. i like these…. this is goooood *rubs hands*
please update ya on the latest story on these. haha
and people ask me why i dont get out of the house and hang around with my “girlfriends”. dude, gundam is a way better “girlfriend” than all of u “girls” combined. he he
kukies: hahahaha. memory’s remain eh?
istenk: dayyum~ this thing doesn’t happen always dowh!
dils: hahahaha. lama kan tak jadik? we’re getting old dils..getting old..haha but u got the point there. FB status is forever! LOL.
megi: gile keji kau! hahaha. update is not promised at all ye megi. depends on whether ada gosip lg ke tak. i bet people dont want to gossip with me again coz i released this! hahahaha
ahhh…kita ghey takde orang kesah pun, adek. hahahaha.
haih..benda kecik je pun. itu pun nak kecoh ke? haruslah high school mentality lagi bebudak ni.
eh..sapekah yang jadi derama queen itew?
haha emo sungguh *gud girl* tersebut kan.
ignore saje. bende kecik pun nak diperbesarkan..ish3
aku pun ade kawan cam ni
pengomen2 tu aku dapat detect sape.. tapi watak gud girl tu lak aku tak tau sape. haih!
mangi: we’re special case. looks like nobody cares pun kalau kite ghey2 hahaha
nad: beselah..budak2. hehehe.
enol: oo dpt detect ek sape? hehe..
p/s: watak gud girl tu aku tak nak reveal kat sini. care to know, pm me
quite suprise enol tidak mengenalinya haha.
Hani Mememia the sinner likes this *thumbs up*
macam budak2 skolah je. ;p
ehem..i care korang ghey2.
hee… XD
amboi rere!! baru tau u ni kaki gosssiiipppp!!
haha..
zac: hahahaha. enol mungkin terlupa kot cerita2 lama kohkoh (i think enol tatau pun apa yg terjadi ms aku kat tioman tu dowhhh)
eme: uhuk2. tidak2, kami tak wat pape, kami berghey2 je
kinkin syg: amboii~~
haha friendship went ruined sometimes bcoz of this stupid shit hilarious thing by stupid shit ppl.eh,xbek tau maki2 bln pose=p