*sigh*
I may be better off with some programming work environment, maybe.
Whatever it is, somebody still have the time to say this to me: “Hey, you know what, you are so chivalrous towards your girlfriend. Teach me how?” Gee…
Here’s the fundamental law that I follow in order to be chivalrous. Don’t ask me such question again, next time. hehe.
1) old;">Respect. You gotta see your loved ones more than the eyes can see. The eyes only show the physical attraction, the things that boils up your hormone and make you horny. See them as the one who completes you, as the one that they need to have some cherish of life.
Its not wrong to get horny btw, at least that shows that you’re still a man. :P
2) old;">Enthusiastic. Keep your mind amazed by how they react to every action you do. How they express their feelings, how they keep their mind to themselves. Try to understand them, even though you can’t be all the time (I cannot understand why woman loves to go shopping, for an instance). Show to them your enthusiasticism (lol!) to their feelings, to their doings, to everything. Simple.
Just ask and guess. Gives them attention as they needed.
3) old;">Appreciate. Say thanks to everything she does for you. This can even be applied to everyone. It can’t get even simpler; somebody holds the door for you to let in, say thanks. She asked whether you’ve eaten or not, say thanks (for asking.. of course). She buys you food, say thanks a lot more! 
I always do it like this: “Thanks honey, this what makes me love you even more.. *winks*”
4) No Promiscuous. Chivalry is best practiced to one specific, most dearly person for you. There’s a difference of being really chivalrous towards girl, compared to being a modest guy. You don’t say the L word to everybody. You don’t wink at any random girl. You keep that for your dearest, so that she will feel appreciated, respected, and it shows the enthusiastically of you towards her. And yes, sometimes you got to sacrifice your closeness with other friends, so that there will be no insight of promiscuousness of you to her.
Quote from Enol: “Nanti kalau ko nak kawen nnt, ko kawen dgn gf ko ke, kawan ko? Mana lagi penting? Orang lain or gf?”
5) old;">Glance. Just look in her eyes, every now and then. Don’t stare! Just look. Peek at her eyes, look for two to three seconds, savouring the feeling of love. You’ll see her turning red, and that will capture your eyes to look to her more, aight?
Don’t look at her while wearing your shades or spectacles, because the mirror will ruin the impact of your eyes to her.
6) Expressive. Express your love to her at the right moment. Kiss her hand when you want to take her out, give her flying kisses before you left, say “I Love You” when you left the car, whatever your style is. Let her know that she is the dearest in your heart. It makes you a man in her heart, even though people seeing it as sissy or whatever. Again, refer to the italic statement in #4.
You can be expressive with items, such as cards, pictures, emails, and other stuff, but the face to face expression is always much better. Go muster your confidence, dick!
So, you got the six fundamental rules of being chivalrous. The R,E,A,N,G,E. Repeat the R and A as needed, and you may get R,E,A,R,R,A,N,G,E. heh heh heh…..
Got the gist, my fellow knights? We’ll continue the idiot guide later.. 
